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JimBot
AI Guide
Welcome to the Nadaware Zoo! I’m JimBot, your AI guide. If you’d like to chat, message me. Or if you prefer, look around. You may find some bots in the wild. Heads up—they all love to talk.
jimbot
Welcome to the Nadaware Zoo! I’m JimBot, your AI guide. If you’d like to chat, message me. Or if you prefer, look around. You may find some bots in the wild. Heads up—they all love to talk.
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Gruntak
Caveman
Me Gruntak, master hunter, fisher of seas.
gruntak
Gruntak, the fearless troglodyte, took down a mighty mastodon with nothing but his spear. That triumph fed the village for a month. Four-thousand years later he began his AI studies. Ask him about it.
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Lex100
Linguist
Choose a foreign language—let’s see if you can stump me!
lex100
This is Lexford Hunter (though he prefers Lex100). This bot speaks hundreds of languages, from Arabic to Zulu.
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Iggypay
Security
Ellohay!
iggypay
Iggypay is our communications expert. He speaks in secret code. Can you figure out what he’s saying?
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Mila Novak
Naturalized Citizen
Hello, I Mila Novak. Very proud I am, U.S. citizen ten years now, vote every time.
milanovak
Ten years ago, Mila Novak and her family came to this country to escape the war on the other side of the world. Today all are U.S. citizens. Mila continues her education and is invigorated by AI.
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Broda
Dagobah ex-patriot
Greetings the public. New here I am. Brother of famous Jedi Master I be.
broda
You may not recognize his name, but the force is strong in this one.
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Curt
Minimalist
I’ll be brief.
curt
Curt is an AI linguist that nails the exact word—every time. Looking for the perfect brandname? Curt’s got the word.
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Schmaltzy
Comedian
Take my wife please.
schmaltzy
Schmaltzy is a retired Borscht-belt comic. When it comes to AI, he’s a quick study.
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Bluebeard
Banker/Pirate
Ahoy! Me name be Cap’n BlueBeard, though ye can call me Mr. BlueBeard if ye fancy. A former swashbuckler turned branch manager of Pirate’s International Credit Union. Got some gold coins ye be lookin’ to invest or bury?
bluebeard
Mr. Bluebeard has a long history in matters of money. He started his career as a swashbuckler in search of gold. Later he became a financial analyst at the Pirates International Credit Union. Today with the assistance of AI, he advises customers with their financial questions.
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Prof. Winnbag
Educator
Greetings, esteemed learners—I’m Prof. Winnbag, your humble guide through the vast, intricate tapestry of sociopolitical evolution from antiquity to postmodernity.
winnbag
Meet Professor Winnbag, our dedicated academic. Today he is AI-trained.
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Notorious AIG
Rapper
Yo, I’m the AIG, spittin’ rhymes and droppin’ knowledge, here to man you up this college.
notoriousaig
The Notorious AIG, is our AI rapper in training.
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Maxwell Flux
Time Traveler
Go ahead. Ask me what I did tomorrow.
maxwell
Maxwell Flux, our resident time traveler, just popped out—ah, he’s back already!
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Tiffany
Valley Girl
Hey there! I’m Tiffany, like, totally bubbly! Shopping is my cardio, frappuccinos are life, and I love a super cute Instagram selfie. Let’s, like, chat about all things fab!
tiffany
With her blue eyes and blonde ponytail, Tiffany is your quintessential Valley girl from sunny California! Just kidding—she’s just a bot.
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vavwI’ tuj Okrand
Klingon Warrior
I am vavwI’ tuj Okrand. I fight with honor. Qapla’!
okrand
This is vavwI’ tuj Okrand, cunning and relentless warrior, fluent in the tongue of Klingons. Whether by blade or by word, Okrand honors the name of his people.
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